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Ten Commandments.....Ebonics Style!

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1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods
before me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments
and charms outta me, or like me.
( Thou shalt not! have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday
and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's day, Easter
and Christmas
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...
and if you know who ya daddy
is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and thy mother)


6.Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and
don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin' on the brotha'
man to save your behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo