Church Announcement: No "FAT Or STINKY" Worship Leader!


Reader if you would like to be on the worship team at New Creation church in Hillsboro, Oregon please do not be stinky or fat! Cause you know, Jesus hates that! The below screenshot is taken from the worship team guidelines from this church's worship team. What do you think? Can fat people worship God? Anyone looking to become a worship leader just has to follow a few basic rules: Source Here!


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  1. And I repeat, being a Christian is to live according to the precepts of God and NOT man. For it is life, preservation, wisdom, knowledge, and understanding.

    The LORD is my Shepherd, I shall not want....

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  2. So much for "come as you are".

    Maybe some people need Jesus in their lives to HELP THEM LOSE WEIGHT.

    And if they're going to be strict about weight, then we need to treat them like they do NFL players.

    Make everyone (including current members) pass a physical every year (And not just blood pressure)

    20 push ups
    Running the forty
    And cone shuttles

    And the Pastors BETTER NOT be over weight.







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    1. Come on Cop now you know most pastors are on the heavy side. I remember seeing a online video clip of a pastor who was extremely overweight trying to preach from sitting in a chair because they were too heavy to stand. I guess this mean "No Fat People in heaven."

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  3. Stupid foolishness is what this is. My music worship team is required to be saved. And yes, dress modestly and respectfully.

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