Saturday, September 13, 2008
How about novelty shoes for infants? Sexy animal prints with spike heels. Thirty-five bucks a pair. Celebrity-endorsed. Take a glance at the website it reveals a link to an article describing the crib shoes (wait, crib shoes? Why does a bedridden infant need shoes?) as “made from soft, flexible fabrics with a collapsible heel and are not intended for walking. Man, what is wrong with people? Why would you buy High Heels for a baby? Jesus Take The Wheel!