Jesus Take The Wheel: Become A Ordained Bishop, Complete Package Is $50.00, Include Shipping And Handling.
Reader, I'm now an ORDAINED BISHOP... No need for consecration, my papers will come in 3-4 weeks via the mail. Order your instant Bishop Package today for the price of $50. And you thought that to become a Bishop you had to be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; Not a novice. And that he must have a good report of them which are without. Don't hate celebrate!
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