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Monday, May 2, 2011

Gay Revision Of The Bible To Go On Sale! (Satire)

A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks....reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.....Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.

  Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus....all of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas....Satan will also be straight....the new gay-friendly Bible  has yet to be named....Westboro Baptist Church has promised to picket Pink Cross Publishing and any store selling the new response, members of the gay community have stated that they will purchase the new Bible to support Pink Cross Publishing....source here
What is Satire?
  1. The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues
  2. A play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire
  3. A genre of literature characterized by the use of satire
  4. (in Latin literature) A literary miscellany, esp. a poem ridiculing prevalent vices or follies


  1. Ann, this is A JOKE. There is no such company as Pink Cross Publishing. Dead Serious News is a gag site. This started last year as a gag when this "company" wrote a gay version of the Koran. Oh please, do not belive everything negative about gay people you read. You are being used and punked.
    Your statement, "in response, members of the gay community have stated that they will purchase the new Bible to support Pink Cross Publishing" would have tipped me off immediatly that this is a farce. I don't know a single gay person who would ever buy such a thing. Seriously now c'mon.

  2. Jackie thanks for the information and the correction....I will be more careful going forward in my future research...Jackie by the way the idea did not worried or insult me at all because I know how The Book ends.

  3. Thanks Ann. These kind of things will become more prevalent as the campaign season heats up. So many people are ready to believe that gay folks want to twist everything including the Bible to their advantage that it's easy to persuade people of such foolishness. It's ridiculous. It's now the fear tactic season for scaring whites about blacks, and scaring blacks and religious folk about gays. I hope we and our ministers are careful not to fall prey to or spread these tricks.